To: The Boss
Date: January 23
Clancy’s been torn between becoming a Catholic priest or getting married. He’s made the mistake of deciding on the latter. He says he made the big mistake of pursuing an Aklya. Worse yet, her name’s Hilda – the same honey you’d like me to hook up with. As an Aklya, she’s one of the chosen women for the Sun and the temples and the Moon and Morning Star and for the Inca and for the gods. They serve in everything ordered by the Inca and justice. It’s not exactly what most of us are looking for in a mate. So it’s Mercedes and Hilda, for certain, in the Inca camp.
Groundhog, on the other hand, wants to become Persian. “There was a study to find the perfect non-sexist language and they found it. It’s Persian,” he says. “Persia has a rich culture, a long history of mysticism. It’s so ancient and so wise.” Maybe history will add to his evaluations.
They’re all drinking Guinness Stout and Harp Lager. The dustier, the better.
In the meantime, I’ll get back to the task at hand.
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