To: The Boss
Date: May 25
Mona’s mom told her: “Take care, a boy will take all he can get.” Paul’s mom has suggested a secret marriage, just in case. They’re heavily into playing bridge these days. Cards!
Turns out Jane’s a Pisces. Ready to party. Can I come along? “No, I have to see somebody tonight.”
Dick the downer, just arrived from out-of-town.
On my way to Jane’s I picked up a hitchhiker. Only as I was stopping did I realize we’d met. She goes by Lizard Lady, and she was scrunched up tight as usual.
At the pool, Effie didn’t see me. She was too busy talking with her swimming and diving coach, whom she spotted in the stands. She left with him.
Jane walked in but avoided me. Her rash was gone. I thanked her for Friday.
“Are you being sarcastic?”
“Do I sound sarcastic?”
She looked so ecstatic leaping from the high dive.
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